How a Successful Movement is Run.

1) Bust your nose doing grunt work, exposing corruption and mass murder, while espousing principles of nonviolence and civil disobedience.

2) Get picked up by the DOJ and the Department of Homeland Security.
Successfully advise the President and Congress.

3) Learn, accumulate knowledge, and execute competence.
Gain promotion and influence.

4) Announce that you have Earth-shaking revelations to share, and that you are taking your time working on the most important piece of work of your life, lest you make any mistakes (We've seen what happens when I rush. Mistakes are made with haste. Detail is everything.) just so people can call you lazy.

5) Then, all of a sudden, I conveniently hire newspaper outlets (How might they survive such levels of scandal and corruption? These things tend to handle themselves.) or television networks to imply that I am a drunk (I haven't drunk in months, minus decaf coffee), a crackhead (never tried), am on dope (again, never tried), and am strung out on amphetamines (Try again. I've tried Adderall once recreationally, which I do not condone. But by logic that must mean that I must still be abusing them. A lot. and daily.) Through an act of pure genius,  I spin the occasional puff from a pipe for legitimate reasons into an escapade of Half Baked or How High proportions (See Ezekiel 47:12. I have been feeling much better as of late, but I will not apologize or feel guilty if I ever feel the need to do so at any point in the future. By the way, I even quit cigarettes, which I stubbornly clung to. I knew that I had to. Delayed obedience is disobedience.)

The new line I feed is I steal people's valuables for money and sell drugs. I feed the media words that I never said, thoughts that I never had, attribute actions to myself that I never partook in, attribute emotions, attitudes, and qualities to myself that I never contained. I even tell them that I have began threatening people with violence and bodily harm. Just for ratings gold, I even told them that I was a pedophile. (Even though I am not even interested if you are not a mature woman of at least 22 years of age.)


Now, there is no quicker way to discredit and disable any movement than to connect it to violence, hatred, anarchy, or foul behavior.

Any smart cookie knows that, but a fifth grader could figure that out.
You think I would have made it this far without knowing that?

Do you think I would take the values and principles that I founded this upon and grab the control stick and take this whole thing into a nose dive straight into the ground?

Use your brain.

I am about truth and love, and I've realized that the quickest way to disarm anger, hate, and lies is with truth and love.

(Tallies up the cost of such a smear campaign on such a grand scale on a calculator.)

I just realized that I could never afford that. At least not right now.

That means that numbers 4 and 5 cannot be correct (minus the candor in the parentheses), but you've already figured that out, haven't you?

It means that I am doing something.

Real eyes realize real lies.

For a few reasons, I am not sure exactly when you will hear what I have to say, but it is forthcoming.