What am I looking for?

What am I looking for in a girlfriend and (if things go well a) potential wife?

First off, you must have a sense of humor.
If you don't have a sense of humor, it's never going to work out.
Anyone who knows me knows this much.
We can be goofy together.

Second, a ya gotta be purdy.
Looks aren't everything, but let's be honest: they do count.
I like to believe that I have good taste.
Bahaha.

Third, we must share the same faith.
It's no fun going to church by yourself.

Fourth, you must know how to cook.
I'm not a chauvinist, but it's a matter of necessity.
Why?
Because I surely can't cook.
Somebody's gotta be able to hold that fort down.

Fifth, you must be able to tolerate my nerdy side.
I don't game much anymore, but I don't need a smack upside the head every time I feel like playing some Smash Brothers with my friends.

Sixth, I don't care if you are black, white, yellow, brown, or purple.
I'm an equal-opportunity romantic.
I'm colorblind.
And if you happen not to be black, and your parents happen to have a problem with me, you need to come equipped with a spine. If you don't have one already, you'll never grow one. Why bother?

Seventh, I hope you enjoy watching sports.
If you hate sports, we might have a problem.

Lastly, you must be supportive of me and my professional/business endeavors, whatever those happen to be at the time.

I am an easy man to please, and I do not ask for much.
Just support and a little love.
Honest.