Thursday, December 28, 2023

12/28/23.



Terry Joel Jr. (A B C)


Satan tempted Christ in the wilderness, testing His goodness and faithfulness.

He waited until Christ was at a low point (exhausted physically, mentally, and spiritually) to see if he could get Him to take the bait and get Him off of His path and purpose. Christ was rich enough to pass the test without compromising His values. 

Matthew 12:1-8 is an example of Christ falling exactly when and where He should have.
Human limitations are encountered.

One might think "Screw it, I'm so tired. I know I'm shooting myself in the goddamn foot. I don't know what to do besides light up these bogues, actually. I'm left to my own devices, and this is what I get. I'm just looking for somewhere safe to set this thing down." 

When you are at the point of exhaustion, you are more liable to do things that you would not normally do when you are not exhausted.

"Not today, Satan. Not like this!"


Sunday, December 24, 2023

"Puppets Who Kill"



Terry Joel Jr. (A B)

Who are these individuals who claim to have caught the Holy Ghost and run around the building like they're on crack cocaine?

The Holy Spirit is a peaceful, joyful tranquilizer that will knock you down and bring you to tears.

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Caught Stealing.



Terry Joel Jr. (A B)
Dr. Ramani
HRU- Stress-Free! Go ham. 😆

High blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes runs in my family.

At my last doctor visit, my cholesterol levels were a little bit high, and I'm also prediabetic. My blood pressure is fine.

I guess I won some kind of twisted genetic lottery, because two out of three is pretty bad.

I eat like a college student.
I am entirely too old for this.

Maybe some fruits and vegetables could help.

It couldn't hurt...

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

Sharpeshooter ™



Terry Joel Jr. (A B)
Fresh Out (A B)
Shepherd's Chapel - Just so everyone is clear, the "Satan" in Job was a holy angel sent to obstruct human activity. 

They say Space is the final frontier.
Well, Hockey is the final frontier to Black athletes. 😆

Sunday, December 10, 2023

Friday, December 1, 2023

Booty Juice.



Brett Cooper- I was a VCR baby. Any other VCR babies out there? "Play. Eject. Rewind! iPad babies? I'm sure they're out there...kids grow up with technology...they know!

"Because nothing should get between you and your goals..."

Living in Truth™