Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Origins.



So, where exactly did I come from?

First, I am a fraternal twin.
I have a twin sister.

How did we get here?

Jesus' umbilical cord tissue was turned into sperm cells then cryogenically frozen; all by an angel.

About 2000 years later, it was torched with flame and doled out to my mother.
It was then artificially inseminated at that point.

(This would also explain why I happen to fall on the Autism spectrum.)

What threw me off from these realities in the first place was the fact that I started school two whole years later than my peers,

It would have fooled you, too.

That being said, it looks like I am on the fast track for the DNI job within the near future.

Raises rule, and so does training.

Until next time, take care.
May God bless you.

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