Friday, September 26, 2014

Sex, Lies, and Videotape.



Just know that:

1) There was no sexual contact of any kind.
2) People lie.
3) The videotape in question is edited.

Just how allowing your neighbor's 15 year old daughter into your home for 30 seconds to retrieve dish soap turns into a minutes-long videotape submission is just beyond me,

Even if that's hard to believe, footage exists (from different camera angles) proving that the videotape in question is indeed doctored to make it seem as if something happened other than me being a good neighbor to a neighbor in need.

I'm going on TMZ to clear my name.

This oughta be fun.

Later.

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