Friday, January 31, 2025
Thursday, January 30, 2025
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Make Sure You're Driving Safely.
Terry Joel Jr. (A B C D)
Better Bachelor- "Shaniqua Jackson" 😏
One of the best ways a woman can show a man some love and appreciation is with a nice home-cooked meal! 😵💫 🫠🙊
Tuesday, January 28, 2025
Saturday, January 25, 2025
Thursday, January 23, 2025
"It was not a good church service."
Tuesday, January 21, 2025
Thank you, Honey.
Terry Joel Jr. (A B C D)
Better Bachelor- We gotta deal with folks who might pee and return to picking lettuce or raspberries without washing their hands all because the law wasn't enforced for years. 💯
Made The Cut 💩 Pitching every 5th game or so, what should my HR goals be?
BADBADNOTGOOD- I'm no rapist. I did pinch an inch, tho. I sure did grab me a good handful. I sure did.
Monday, January 20, 2025
Saturday, January 18, 2025
White Pig Narcissists.
Friday, January 17, 2025
Thursday, January 16, 2025
1/16/25.
Terry Joel Jr. (A B)
Better Bachelor- For me, when it comes to feet, it's not just "Feet." It's "Feet and." "Feet Plus." 😆
Truth & Spirit Network- Run away from female pastors...period.
Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Dirty Messiah.
Terry Joel Jr. (A B)
Phil DeFranco- No playing grabass in the office, Louie! No, Louie, no! 😉
If lesbians want to fight fires, I'll sit back and watch.
Heck, I'll make s'mores. 😆🙊
(Graham Crackers and Hershey Bar sales just shot up 1,400 percent!)
This sh*t is run like a car dealership.
$50 and a job!
Monday, January 13, 2025
Sunday, January 12, 2025
"You're not depressed, you're a prophet!"
Terry Joel Jr. (A B C)CinemaStix
Bill O'Reilly- Simply slap the nonsense out of them. And by "nonsense", I mean "teeth."🍿👌
Saturday, January 11, 2025
Thursday, January 9, 2025
Wednesday, January 8, 2025
Tuesday, January 7, 2025
Monday, January 6, 2025
Saturday, January 4, 2025
Secondhand Lion.
Friday, January 3, 2025
Thursday, January 2, 2025
"TV dinners are my favorite snack "
Terry Joel Jr. (A B C D)
These high prices at the supermarket got me f*cked all the way up. They want $3 for a Dunkin' Iced Coffee. They've got me singing the School House Rock song for "3" as I'm flinging the bottles off of the shelf and into my basket, counting as I go along.
"3,6,9,12,15,18,21,24,27,30."
I'm glad the song only went up to 30.
That's all the iced coffee I could afford anyways!
😆
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