"No comment."
Inflation is so ridiculous, the federal solution is to simply start giving us smaller shopping carts.
Just to screw with people.
"Oh yeah, my paycheck is gone and the cart is still full...what's unusual about that?"
Saturday, April 30, 2022
Friday, April 29, 2022
4/29/22.
Hamza
BB
Terry Joel Jr.
Terry Joel Jr.
“America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests.” - Henry Kissinger
The US: underwriting European Socialism since World War II...
Thursday, April 28, 2022
4/28/22.
School shootings be like:
"*DUSHHH*
F*ck you!
*DUSHHH*
F*ck you!
*DUSHHH*
F*ck you!
*PAUSE*
You're cool!
*DUSHHH*
*DUSHHH*
F*ck you!
I'm out!"
😂
Wednesday, April 27, 2022
Tuesday, April 26, 2022
4/26/22.
Matthew 5:43-45
HRC
Terry Joel Jr.
"Helium mix optimal."
NY man puts "Come and take it" sticker on his truck.
Cops come and take it.
Cops come and take it.
Monday, April 25, 2022
Sunday, April 24, 2022
4/24/22.
Saturday, April 23, 2022
Friday, April 22, 2022
Wednesday, April 20, 2022
Monday, April 18, 2022
Saturday, April 16, 2022
Friday, April 15, 2022
Thursday, April 14, 2022
Tuesday, April 12, 2022
Monday, April 11, 2022
Sunday, April 10, 2022
4/10/22.
My mind is slipping.
The other day I confused Blues Brothers with Blues Traveler.
Kind of random, but yeah. It happened.
My mind is officially falling apart.
Friday, April 8, 2022
4/8/22.
What do a Travis Scott meal from McDonald's and a Travis Scott concert have in common?
Plenty of dead meat.
...what?
...what?
Too soon?
Thursday, April 7, 2022
Wednesday, April 6, 2022
Tuesday, April 5, 2022
Monday, April 4, 2022
"Sandwich Artist"
What the hell is a "sandwich artist" anyways?
Some euphemism they came up with for some dude making minimum wage putting vegetables, cheese, meat, and condiments in between two pieces of bread?
What are they going to do next?
Start signing their wraps with a sharpie like they were rare vinyl?
It's just a sandwich, not a sculpture.
Sunday, April 3, 2022
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